About me

My life experiences, ten years as a firefighter, and thirty-five years as a nurse, plus backpacking through China, South America, Europe and Asia have given me a fund of real-life stories to include in future scripts to stimulate creatives to challenge their abilities to craft productions to evoke a response from audiences. My recent retirement has given me time to fully commit to developing my writing ability. My monologue, which my daughter performed, won the Monologue Slam competition. My submission to the BBC3, The Last Laugh Sitcom competition, was selected for the long list. I have received hugely beneficial feedback from the Papatango Prize on two occasions, stimulating me to rewrite my submissions, which was a fantastic learning experience. I have completed three writing courses at the Merseyside Academy of Drama: Writing for Screen, Writing For Radio , and Writing Comedy. After completing the courses, I joined the Make It Write (MIW) community in Liverpool, regularly submitting scripts to the fortnightly read-throughs by local actors, which has taken my writing to another level. One theatre play submission was selected by the MIW facilitator for production at the MIW Weird and Wonderful Festival, where it won two prizes for best drama and producers’ choice.

My Plays

Aunty Carol's Disgusting Crumb


Synopsis:

Aunty Carol is an obsessed cleaner. Tess, her sister, feels undermined. Tess tasks her husband, Al, and their kids with stopping her from tidying when she is at work. Al places a crumb on the carpet which Aunty Carol cannot remove till her sister comes home at 6 p.m. Surreally, the crumb gets progressively bigger. Peculiarly, the cleaning utensils get smaller. Time fluctuates strangely. Sound oscillates abnormally. The family trick Aunty Carol into thinking they are eating flies and cockroaches via surreptitiously planted currants and dates. Brad's only line is: "I can't, I'm having a pooh", as he struggles with cannabis-induced constipation. Further surreal events occur till Tess comes home. The revelation is an exposure of a worrying danger to children of the passive smoking of cannabis. Contrasting with the surreal humour, the acute reality drama explores the legalising of cannabis when Aunty Carol's youngest niece suffers a respiratory arrest from the effects of eating a cannabis brownie. The attending paramedic creates conflict between Aunty Carol and her sister and brother-in-law by expounding on the risks of passive smoking and the implications of legalising social cannabis use as they attempt to save the life of her niece.


Number of Characters: 6


Minimum Number of Actors Required: 6


Length (in Pages): 53


Location: Working class flat.


Key Words: Comedy. Surreal comedy. Surreal story. Drug legalisation. Obsessive Cleaning. Absurdist. Absurdist Narrative.


Has the Play Been Produced? Yes


Are the Rights Available? Yes


Has the Play Been Published? No


Award nominations/wins: Best Comedy and Directors' Choice at the Weird and Wonderful Festival, Liverpool.


Reviews:

Disappointingly, the reviewer was unable to attend the performance. However, an AI search conjured up audience comments from, I'm guessing, Facebook:
A great watch with brilliant performances.
Audience members describe it as a "surreal absurdist play" that balances a seemingly playful exterior with a deeply unsettling undercurrent.
The creative teams and audience members note the clever, evolving use of physical props—including the central, growing "crumb" itself—to manifest the psychological breakdown on stage.
High regard was shown for how it slowly unmasks a deeply dysfunctional family system under the guise of an ordinary domestic setting.

Location

New Brighton, Merseyside.

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