In this audio play Virginia Woolf has died and entered a classical afterlife. Her unlikely guide into the underworld is Joe Orton. Eternity has its own rules – time isn’t sequential so, although she had predeceased Joe, he has already been there for some time. Although conceived as an audio play it would work equally well in the theatre with minimal staging requirements.

This audio play tells the not-quite-true story of two students, Pete and Jack, who after their final exams, set off on a road trip to meet, finally and in person, Jack's girlfriend whom he has only ever talked to on line.

Their story is enlivened by their encounters with people and situations that usually exist only in urban myths.