Management is gearing up to cut pay again. Ellie, Alisha, and new kid Davy are figuring out if they can pull off a strike—as they help sixty customers at a time. Amid understaffing, gas leaks, and Management Being Cheerful TM!, shoeboxes cascade dangerously off of top shelves, and the alarm won't stop going off. Is the warehouse ghost unionizing, too? Or is this whole place just broken?

Interviews and background in:

Interview Magazine
https://www.interviewmagazine.com/theater/behind-the-scenes-of-stage-left-a-new-theater-festival

Fast Company
https://www.fastcompany.com/91030460/rei-soho-workers-unionized-in-2022-but-still-dont-have-a-contract-this-play-tells-their-story

Jacobin
https://jacobin.com/2024/03/rei-workers-union-theater-foot-wears-house

When a group of friends gather by moonlight to banish their chronic pelvic pain with a bad amateur spell, nothing happens. Or does it? Rituals start to pile on rituals... a bachelorette, a knock-off yoga retreat, a funeral for a uterus, and of course, “never have I ever.” Why is every ritual interrupted? And didn’t this AirBnB have a hot tub before—why is there a river of blood running through it?